What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?